Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Right now I really need to think of happy thoughts. Alot!!

60hrs and 19mins more to the results. (My bad,I told Ben it will be release at 3pm.HAHAHA!!)

Here's a joke to perhaps make u fake a grin on ur depressed face(Yes,Malyna a.k.a Pantat Tan,I am talking about U!)

A leg up

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology, the study of birds. The night before the biggest test of the term, Joe spent all night studying(sounds like Gaozheng). He memorised his textbook and all his class notes.(Ok,thats definitely Elfie LOL!!) The next day in class, on the table at the front of the auditorium, was a row of 10 stuffed birds. Each bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing.

The professor said the students were to identify each bird by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating habits and so on.(OMG, sounds so much like TXP -___-''') Joe looked at the legs but they all looked the same to him. He got so angry and screamed: "How could anyone tell the difference between these birds by looking at their legs?"

With that, he walked out.
Shocked, the professor shouted: "Wait a minute, what's your name?"
Joe turned around, pulled up his trouser legs and hollered: "You tell me, prof, you tell me."
Ok, it was in the Sunday Newpaper. So those who didnt buy it. Here it is. Quite funny ya, but my reactions were kinda retard, I only started laughing after awhile. Yea,maybe its because...OK!SHH!!

That's all folks ^^V

To JonM: Maybe I get what you mean by "just keep swimmin,just keep swimming,just keep swimming swimming swimming......Ahhhhh!!! Es-ca-pe....spells just like escape.... LOL....", but I am drowning instead of trying to stay afloat ya. If you get what I mean, if you dont, then...too bad.HAHA!!

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